Baptizing The Drunk
A man is stumbling
through the bush totally drunk and then he comes
upon a Bishop baptizing
people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently
bumps into the Bishop.
The Bishop turns around and is almost overcome
by the smell of booze.
Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to
find Jesus?'
'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the Bishop grabs him and deeps him
in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The Bishop, shockedwith the answer,
deeps him into the water again, but for a bit longer
this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks
again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found
Jesus.'
By this time the Bishop is worried and so he deeps
the drunk in the water again, but this time he
holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs
struggling for breath, the
Bishop pulls him up. The Bishop asks the drunk
again, 'For the love of God, have you found
Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath
and says to the Bishop
'Are you sure this is where JESUS fell in?
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