Mother in-law: "You will leave this house today. My son will never refuse me, unless it is not these breasts that he sucked growing up".To which the wife replied, "Mama, I am not going anywhere. Your son is not going to do anything, unless it is not these breasts (pointing to her own) that he is sucking now"!Case closed!!!! #gbagaun who is correct??
An igbo businessman went to put his wife's death on the local paper, they told him its N1,000 a word. He only has N4,000 so he says to them put "NGOZI CHUKWUMA IS DEAD", They took pity on him & told him to add another four words for free, he said thanks, put in "NGOZI CHUKWUMA IS DEAD, SHOP OPENS AS USUAL"
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